N/A Complainant,
The Federal Republic of Krameria v.
Luna Moulton Defendant.
Jurisdiction
This Court has jurisdiction pursuant to sucking my balls
Statement of Facts
On February 22nd, Seb asked the defendant, Luna Moulton, to gargle his balls, balls which have gone COMPLETELY ungargled since.
As a result of this, the entire FRK has suffered injury.
Cause(s) of Action
The Defendant’s conduct violated the principle that Luna should suck Seb’s balls. Such actions are unlawful and give rise to this complaint.
Complainant respectfully requests that this Court grant Seb the right to have his balls gargled pronto.
Respectfully submitted,
Commie Jesus March 15,2026